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turns out my boyfriend is a gifted hairstylist.

turns out my boyfriend is a gifted hairstylist.

«Y’know, going to high school in such an absurdly rich private school setting really had me wired to think a certain way for a long time. It’s taken being around and getting to know a lot of different types of people since then to realize that there are more important things. There are things that are more important than going to an Ivy League school and becoming a lawyer and living in a dank huge-ass house. There are mountains, and trees, and open air and spaces with miles and miles of untouched green grass and that’s what drives me. I just want to run and be wild and be somewhere where I don’t have to share the air with a ton of strangers and fake my way through life to find happiness. I need that to be a realistic possibility.»

-Ethan

(Source: h-banane)

  • Me: You want some tea?
  • Ethan: Maybe later when we're stoned.
  • Me: Y'know, smoking the marijuana is illegal and unethical.
  • Ethan: It's illegal and unethical to have a perfectly-shaped ass but no one is stopping you.
finally starting this gem for the first time tonight. 😁 #bioshock

finally starting this gem for the first time tonight. 😁 #bioshock

(Source: rorybbellows)

«Look, the Pie!»

-Ancient proverb for defusing tense family situations (via shakeitallout)

Ethan’s commercial for Chipotle recorded on the Helium Booth app.

Adorable chipmunk voice as a result.

"Party with your cock out."

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