install theme

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  • Me: You want some tea?
  • Ethan: Maybe later when we're stoned.
  • Me: Y'know, smoking the marijuana is illegal and unethical.
  • Ethan: It's illegal and unethical to have a perfectly-shaped ass but no one is stopping you.
finally starting this gem for the first time tonight. 😁 #bioshock

finally starting this gem for the first time tonight. 😁 #bioshock

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«Look, the Pie!»

-Ancient proverb for defusing tense family situations (via shakeitallout)

Ethan’s commercial for Chipotle recorded on the Helium Booth app.

Adorable chipmunk voice as a result.

"Party with your cock out."

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